March 2012
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That moment when you are sleepy and don't want to...
thatfunnyblog:
casey.
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I’m pretty sure we all just dramatize how great sex is like I bet it is so underwhelming we act like it is heaven on earth when in reality you have an orgasm that lasts a few seconds then you are left naked with someone sweaty.
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When my boyfriend tells me he has to work late...
sad truth D:
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i'm learning French while Casey is learning Korean
i’m asian. casey is white.
lolculture
we’re using the free Rosetta Stone shit at Newman Library and we both sound really dumb right now
why the fuck can’t i say un garcon. FUCK.
the program just automatically throws you in and is like SPEAK MOTHERFUCKER
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goingguido:
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a girlfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
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“Being a male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a...”
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My friend bought his girlfriend of 3 months and...
hervacationh0me:
I can understand if they’ve been together for a year or something, but 3 months, nigga? You havent even fucked her yet and you’re already simping to other dimensions and shit. How you simp yourself into Nirvana, nigga? Cause she ain’t doing shit, she ain’t giving you no pussy, she’s boring as fuck, she’s dumb as a nutsack and she’s bougie as hell. How you simp yourself to a...
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there are 9 people in this class right now
9. that is one more than the number of days i bleed for when i menstruate.
lol TMI?
whatever, time for a complaint post:
got to class late because i was waiting for a friend to pick me up so i could go home and get an umbrella or sweater or something (i had no idea it was going to rain. fucking K92 radio being all “expect great weather tomorrow (today)! 80 degrees and sunny.” said...
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The Theory of Love
“To be ‘responsible’ means to be able and ready to ‘respond’ … Responsibility could easily deteriorate into domination and possessiveness, were it not for a third component of love, respect. Respect is not fear and awe; it denotes, in accordance with the root of the word (‘respicere’ = ‘to look at’), the ability to see a person as he is,...
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FUCK.
i’m a fucking DUMBASS and i thought the court date for my traffic ticket was march 9, and i was trying to pay it off tonight around 11pm (march 7)… tried searching for my ticket on the database, and i wasn’t showing up… i look at the ticket again, and the court date was TODAY AT 8:30AM. FUCK.
apparently now there is a bench warrant out for my arrest, and my license will...
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